So after a few more weeks I’ve gathered enough fodder for another entry into the dude etiquette series! You’re all squirming in anticipation I can tell. I’m legitimately excited myself, weird right?
So we all have those moments where you’re scratching your head wondering, “Why exactly did that just happen?” or “Did I just see that?” This is literally the story of my life living with a whole group of dudes I’ve never met before. We all certainly have our moments, ladies included!
On with helping all the dudes out there, kick some very ehh… interesting habits by exploding them through explicit definition and example. That’s correct, I’m getting so smart its ridiculous, so many big words spilling out my mouth…
▪ “Forgetting” to flush the toilet. Now chicks out there pull this crap too, but dudes are a whole other story. I’m going to start by saying this is so simple to remedy, so is the problem laziness? Like what’s up bro? You want everyone to see what happened when you exited for an hour? No. People legitimately have no interest in seeing that crap, literally. Huge favor = flush the toilet, it’s a sign of respect!
▪ Alerting someone to the fact that their fly is down. This is human kindness at its simplest. People don’t want their personals flashing all around town, they aren’t hookers! Tell him/ her, even though this tends to be a more common occurrence with males. No, he’s not gonna wonder why you were glancing at his crotch, his ultimate gratitude will be much more apparent. Just be nice, and help ’em out.
▪ Wash your shavings down the drain. If you are like any other dude in the whole world, you’ve got a lot of hair to contend with on an almost daily basis. So this means shaving… but I don’t want to see your clippings. Do us all a favor, and wash them down the drain, don’t let it all sit on the edge of the sink, because that’s just nast plain and simple. Do me a favor, and remember you’re nothing in this world if you’re not respectful.
▪ Try to relieve yourself in private. It’s just the classy thing to do, since I’d prefer if you didn’t get arrested. The po po is looking to slap some indecent exposure charges on those who have had a little too much fun, and are lacking in the patience department. Do us all a favor, and avoid making a puddle on the sidewalk.
So that’s all I’ve got for you today. My creativity is lacking but the blunt tone is back kids, and it was spewing today. Enjoy! Keep bringing it back, because I’ve always got more for you… 😉